10 reasons why you may need a new primary care doctor.

1.  Your doctor is more interested in prescribing you drugs than finding out what’s wrong with you.
2.  Your doctor grunts instead of saying hello when he/she enters the exam room.
3.  Is more worried about managing his/her busy schedule and less concerned with addressing all of your medical issues.
4.  Speaks to you in one syllable words like “uh-huh” or “yup”.
5.  Likes to make you feel inferior by using medical jargon he/she is sure you won’t understand.
6.  Never looks up from his/her computer let alone making any physical contact with you.
7.  “Doctor?  What doctor? I can’t find a primary care doctor accepting new patients.”
8.  His/her answer to everything is “lose some weight!”
9.  You have caught up on all your daytime television for a month while waiting for your appointment in his/her office.
10.  Your doctor prescribes you an anxiety medication when he/she can’t figure out what’s wrong with you.